over the hill

my couch cushion is suffering from male pattern baldness.

i try to comfort it best i can by reminding it it's still young for a couch cushion and that it has lots of couch cushion years ahead and that there are many other (older) couch cushions who go on to do wonderful things with their couch cushion lives but honestly, it still seems a bit depressed.

maybe i'll buy it a sports car and set it up with a hot young throw pillow.

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