letters

dear sienna miller,

even though my friend
frogger keeps me very up to date on your naughty antics, i still think you're pretty special and would like it if we were friends. maybe i could teach you some manners? wait that doesn't seem very likely either.

anyways, keep up the good work. i think people who are bold and brazen and unafraid to be ridiculous and disliked are the heroes of our time. and i think people who look cute in a snorkel are pretty iconic also.

yours,

jenn robeson


ps maybe sometimes you could wear a top? no? yeah you're right clothes are ridiculous.