you can't live inside a vaccum


people say this expression and i think it means, 'you can't function on your own', 'you need others' etc but i was thinking today about what would be so bad about living inside a vacuum for real and i came up with some interesting discoveries. here are some of those.




1) it would be pretty easy to get a good nights sleep in the vacuum cause it's so dark in there.




2) the cool echo would make it so you never feel alone.




3) there would be lots of uninterrupted reading time so long as you had a lamp.




4) you could make a crazy house with hair and scraps of paper and bobby pins.




5) if you actually were small enough to live inside a vacuum, you would be a miracle of mankind and probably very rich and famous for that.




3 comments:

steph said...

but what if you had a terrible dust allergy?

jennifer sorrell said...

then you can only live in vacuums that are new at Sears.

Anonymous said...

The best thing about living in a vacuum is all those cuddly dust bunnies!